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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

h0odrich:

is that pronounced like lasagna

h0odrich:

is that pronounced like lasagna

(Source: funneestuff)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

(Source: i-am-jacks-lost-soul)

  • Baby: F....F...
  • Dad: Father?
  • Baby: Fuck her right in the pussy

brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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(Source: kul5ara)